I believe you will lead me to a life of crime:

“ Boys on Top is a musical group that explores the strictly factual elements of romantic relationships. Every song is in the key of A. The lyrical content of each song describes real events that happened during the course of an interpersonal relationship between the song writer and his partner. Emotions are not presented as facts, nor are they assisted by musical motifs. Instead, presentation is careful to cover events as they occurred with minimal descriptive language and a straight forward ban on outright emotional expression. Interpretation of events as either positive or negative is avoided at all cost. ” - Popsheep: Los Angles Raiders The Band